Fallen from God, fallen from Grace, for so it is written on the doorway of paradise that those who falter and those who fall must pay the price.
giving birth is essentially just like pooping except out a different hole
are your poops covered in blood and start screaming and crying
only after i eat mexican food
olé
omg
0m:
You give me a boner
not a penis boner
but a boner in my heart
a heart on, an affection erection
That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.
Ellen’s response to the ‘Abercrombi& Fitch’ statement.
2 seconds of this played before it crashed and i was already crying with laughter.
(Source: dootzy)
Members of The Pussycat Dolls
- Nicole Scherzinger
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